Its here. No more worries or wonders of leaving your offspring’s inherited traits up to inheritance and nature, we now bring to you the ultimate in cloning technology that allows you to parse together genetic likenesses at the sub-Mitochondrial level to ensure that not only does your baby have your beautiful green eyes, but she’ll never have your wide-load ass or grating sense of humor.
Never before in the history of man have humans been able to so accurately develop the fetus of the future. Now that the abortion ritual has been replaced with fetal surrogate adoptions in genteel society prospective parents can have the opportunity to strip the developing fetus all genetic markers during the transplant process and installation on a cellular-link level of only the traits you and your mate find desirable. Whether traits from your own DNA strands or traits from some of the world’s most foremost thinkers and activists available in our Mito-Chronicle newsletter and the DNAOnline web catalog, both of which are available via PDF on CD-ROM for you grannies that think your computer savvy but still believe software comes on media, or for a bit more you can get the whole catalog in customizable SQL format complete with pre-defined queries to help you establish baselines based on your preferences while retaining the ability for you to join innerly or outlerly until your hearts content in a generously sized raw SQL window.
Stay tuned for glorious testimonials from successful outcome objects and their beaming parents.
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